Hey Hey back in Scotland!

Managed to hitchike down from Hardanger to the Airport in Sandefjord and slept under the stars on the way there. I left my tent and sleepingbag for my friend Anna to pick up in Hardanger and bring to Iceland, so I had only my reindeer skin and a wooly black coat. It worked well, but I lied to the lovely transsexual man/woman I was hitchiking with that I actually was going to sleep in my tent, otherwise she/he had not let me off in the darkness in the middle of nowhere. By the way I had a very interesting conversation with this 50 year old transsexual man with breasts and long blond hair.

 

Most people would probably think it is madness to go to sleep in some unfamiliar forest just on a reindeer skin. Oh well, I slept well, until it started raining and then I found something to make a cover out of. I slept until 7, took a few delicious apples from a tree nearby and hitchiked with a lovely artist-man who invited me home for breakfast and a nice walk in the sun on a green quiet island before he drove me right to the door of the airport!!! Amazing people are everywhere where I go!.

 

I am in Glasgow now, going to Isle of Rum tomorrow!  And on Thursday I go to Iceland, whooohooooo!!!!!! yes yes yes yes. I cannot seem to get enough of this country :)


The bicycle pictures

Finally, I got the pictures out of my camera. YES! Here is the start of the very difficult journey from Scotland to Norway with my Bicycle:

And here's where I had to wheel it through the main shopping street in Glasgow at midnight:


Travelling with a bicycle + skiis + fishingrod

This is really difficult. I strapped my skiis and my fishingrod to my bicycle and started travelling from the Isle of Rum. What a sight. I also have a 20kg backpack.  My travels did not start well when the ferry company punctured my bike as they craned it off the ferry in Mallaig. I never realised how difficult it would be to travel with a punctured bicycle with skiis strapped to it. 

 

I caught the train down to Glasgow and The traing conductors only starte and laugh as they help me on and off the train.  I had to catch 3 different trains to get to Glasgow. uuuuuurghh.. And as I arrived after midnight, I had to wheel my bicycle through the main street of Glasgow. 

 

There was a firescare in my hostel at 4 in the morning, because someone smoked in their room. 300 people needed to go out on the street whilst the firemen checked the situation.

 

Anyway, I am catching the train down to Prestwick Airport now to catch the plane to Norway (that will be a laugh) and then catching 3 different buses to get to my destination in Norway. Oh my GOD!


Rat!

Rat!

My ex cat is still good at catching rats, but not very good at eating them.  I found this monster in the back room!

 

by the way, I added some more pictures from the festival at the same link.


The 'Sound of Rum' Traditional Music Festival

 

Look at this wonderful Isle of Rum where I lived for 4 years. It's so good coming back to this paradise on the west coast of Scotland. Wow! The festival 'The Sound of Rum' went on for 3 days with just good experience and deliriously happy people. I have never enjoyed myself as much in a festival on the west coast of Scotland (and that is saying a lot!) There was sunshine and lovely weather during the whole weekend. 

I lost my voice because I screamed and sang so much. There was a great line up of well known traditional bands from Scotland. When I was sent the line-up by email in Iceland, I knew I had to go! Bands like Shooglenifty, Peat Bog Faeries, Croft No 5, A9 Session, Bombscare, and loads more. Wow I could not stop dancing! 

 

After the gigs in the marquee were finished around 3 or 4 at night, traditional sessions kept on going until 08 in the morning. Below you can see one of the sessions in the common room in the castle

I decided to do a strange survey of all the people in the festival about left and right hand'ism. and I found many interesting people. anyway, I might put the survey here some time.

There are loads of photos on this link: here and I even added some more!


Mackerel

Mmmmmmmmm I have just found the cheapest food in the airport here in Heathrow, and that was mackerel fillets, like peppered mackerel.  yum yum, but I sat and ate the fillets cold and I think people minded the smell.  I ate the whole lot.  The posh woman in the delicatessen-counter was disgusted when I said I was going to "scoff them rightaway". hahah went to wash my hands and hopefully the guy next to me on the flight won't be annoyed. I am going going going far far away! hurray!

rrrrrrrrrr hau hau hau

In bloody London again


Well, woke up in my tent in the Highlands and went hitchiking down to Glasgow. A middleaged man (as usual) picked me up and we drove by Loch Lomond all the way down to Glasgow. He actually drove me right to my hostel door!

And then the most unbelievable thing happened: It's been a year since I stayed in this hostel and last time I met Australian Lesbian Lisette that decided to come with me to Iceland and slaughter.  well, now I meet American Lesbian Lexie!! She is 21 as well and would  like to .........(wait for it)......... come to Iceland and slaughter sheep!!!  GREAT! Here she is:  What do you think Lisette?

But what is this nonense, do I attract lesbians?

We started doing tequila slammers together with 2 ex army security men who were nice, but one of them insisted on speaking english with me although he was norwegian... the other one kept wanting to give us grizly details about his bloody experience in some war somewhere..  No THANKS!

Slept 2 hours last night and am now a wreck in London.... flying to Argentina tonight.

Stormy on rum

well i woke up after a night on the booze and realised what a windy morning it was. shit i thought the ferry might not come and then the whole trip would be buggered!! if i could not get off the island. shit shit sit.  but i was very lucky because wonderful Caledonian MacBrayne made it in to the pier with their boat Loch Nevis.

Aaaaah lovely. tried to sleep, but met a  woman I know from Eigg and she offerd me a lift in the rain down to Crianlarich where I managed to pitch my tent and went to sleep around 6 in the evening.  felt like shit and munched oatcakes.  Tried to cheer myself up by listening to "knutsen og ludvigsen" a norwgian duo of funny men.  It worked and I was liying in my tent laughing to myself as they where singing about a fishmonger kissing a slippery fish and it accidentally slips into his mouth.

Happy happy!

Wow, now I am really starting to look forward to my travels.  Have managed to sort out tax stuff here in Scotland, closing bank accounts and selling a lot of my belongings.  I have decided to leave my mountainbike behind, so I can come back and cycle to Norway!! what a good idea.

Anyway, been hearing from Höskuldur in Chile and it will be great to meet him again. Shame that Ex-slaughter Anna can't afford to come to New Zealand, but I will pick loads of juicy mandarines on her behalf. I will find you on Iceland later, Anna and spank your bottom. rrrrrrrrr naughty girl. Haha!

And I will just walk in the mountains endlessly down south and become weatherbeaten and ragged. Living off fish in the lakes and strange foreign fruit that might poison me.  Are there predators in South America by the way? hmm. well, must get back to finishing Stuart's beer supply. glugg glugg. (he has realised to my joy that he is allergic to beer!)

Feeding Cows

Stuart and I went in the landrover over to the other side of the island on a combined fix-the-crappy-road-with-rocks and feed-the-hungry-cows trip. We filled the trailer with big rocks half way:

 and dumped them in suitable potholes. Listened to a tape of Leftfield on the way as we always do.  The 42 highland cows were very hungry as usual and some followed the landrover all the way to Harris:
 
  
Gave the cattle cowcobs and hay whilst the red deer were watching from a safe distance. Stuart went in the boat Rhouma to pick up the deerstalkers afterwards. They had shot 9 deer. Yum Yum. I should really sort out all the stuff here in the house, but I always get trapped doing something else, like computing. There's definitely a small computer-nerd hiding inside me. OH NO, I thought only my brothers were bitten by the computer bug.  It's contagious....


Scottish Friends

OK Marta, here's a pic of Stuart. And also a picture of my fat cat Stripy:
 
haha !! Been playing with the cat, tried to tempt it with cognac, but got a negative response. Custard was the way to go. Stripy attacked the silly local labrador "Danu" today. Danu is now bleeding from a deep scratch on its nose. Tough bully cat. Well trained. Go STRIPY GO! -Grrrr- I dig this cat and Stripy digs me.

Isle of Rum

Nice day, went to look at the guys shoeing horses and its such a lovely thing to watch.  The farrier Reg does it the traditional way. My ex, Stuart, is the one with yellow oilskins.
 
There was a session in the Castle last night.  Shit, I was so tired, but still managed to drink some red wine and we were all round the proper snooker table in the posh smoking room. Great. Really nice to meet all the 30 people again who I lived with for so long.
   

Stressed

Oh my God! I have so much stuff here on the Isle of Rum.  I sure have collected loads of shit over the years I lived here.  How the hell will I get all of over to Norway? I have vast amounts of wool yarn, craft supplies, clothes, bicycle, and much much much more. YIKES!!

Going to South America on Monday and there's SO MUCH I need to do before I go:
- learn spanish
- send my gigantic load of belongings back to Norway (VEEEERY expensive)
- make loads of hats
- make loads of necklaces
- enjoy myself
- pack for my grand travel

And these are the things I worry about:
- whether I will run out of money and end up in a gutter
- whether I will catch a horrible disease in South America (don't have vaccinations)
- whether I will die a nasty death
- whether I will encounter shitty men there
- whether I will collapse under the weight of my backpack in the Andes mountains


Finally in Scotland!

It's raining and I am hungover, just how it should be in Scotland.  VERY hectic day yesterday. Flew from London up to Glasgow at 06.45. Was surprised to see that RyanAir's sick bags has a dual purpose: they can also be used as a Photo bag! Amazing. I survived the day on lumpy Finnish liver-mush that I am quite sick of now. yuck, cold liver mush is not nice... :(
Anyway, got to know 2 guys whilst waiting for the train to Glasgow City Centre, One percussionist and one guy from Canary Isles who was wondering how his boyfriend would ever be able to give birth to a child.. hmm.
Bimbled around Glasgow and caught the bus up to Fort William. Chatted to the bus driver about NZ for the whole 3-hour journey. Decided to hitchike to Mallaig and got a lift with 3 guys that I know through deerstalking on Rum.  Two were pissed in the back.  They took me to a cottage where they continued to drink vast amounts of vodka and talk about their fist-fights the previous weekend. One of the guys in the cottage had a black eye because he had been trying to "break up a fight". 
Anyhow, hitchiked further in the dark under the influence of 5 glasses red wine and I have actually forgotten how nice all people in Scotland are.  Very friendly and hospitable! Got a lift to Mallaig with the local joiner and met a fisherman I know and 3 spanish guys in the pub.  They bought me whisky and cooked a big meal of pork ribs and chips at 02 in the morning:

  Was offered a place to stay at their house after drinking lethal spanish fire-water.  usj! Was SO hungover when I caught the ferry at 10 O'clock together with my Scottish Ex Stuart. I am quite tired now that's probably the reason I have no energy to write something funny...
Have arrived on Isle of Rum at last.  Here's a pic of the harbour when the ferry came in today. rain rain rain.


Another silly video


yep, here's another one. The flight from finland lsted 3 boring hours. i did not manage to buy Tar-booze because the airport in Tampere was like a shed!  They did not have a tax free :-( The most pathetic excuse of an airport I have ever seen! Nor did they even have luggage-belt, so we had to carry the bags away from the check-in ourselves.  An there was a very smelly man there. I almost puked when I smelt him.  uuuurgh!


Bored in London airport

well, here's another stupid airport video, I get so bored in airports. But recording a video of myself with the internet machines really amuses me :-)



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